熟读两句英语

亦书

A lawyer sold his well to a teacher. Two days later, the lawyer came to the teacher and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra."
        有一个律师把他的一口井卖给了一个老师。过了两天，那个律师去了那个老师那儿，说道：“先生，我把井卖给你了，但是不包括井里的水。如果你要用井水，那么你就得额外付钱。”

The teacher smiled and replied, "Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow."
         老师笑了笑，回答说：“是的，我本打算找你的。我想给你说的是你应该把水从我的井里取走，否则从明天开始，你就得付租金。”

Hearing this, the lawyer got nervous and said, "Oh, I was just joking!"
         听了这话，那个律师紧张了，赶紧说：“哦，我只是开了个玩笑！”

The teacher laughed and said, "This is how people like you become lawyers after studying with us."
         老师哈哈笑了，说道：“这就是像你这样的人和老师们学习后，成为律师后的样子。”