中英文《一个理发师的笑话》

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英文原文：
There are some boys who think they are already men and go to the barber's to be shaved. Once a boy came into a barbershop and asked the barber to shave him. The barber asked him to sit down and soaped his face. Then he left the boy alone. He stood at the door laughing and talking with another barber. The young gentleman waited for some minutes and then shouted: “Why are you leaving me here all this time?” The barber replied, “I am waiting until your beard grows.”

中文翻译：
有些男孩认为他们已经是男人了，就去理发店刮胡子。曾经一个男孩走进一家理发店，让理发师给他刮胡子。理发师让他坐下，在他脸上擦上了肥皂泡。然后他离开了，留男孩一个人。他站在门口和另一个理发师有说有笑。年轻的绅士等了几分钟，然后喊道：“你为什么一直把我留在这里？”理发师说：“我是等你的胡子长出来。”